blooddrippingstrawberries:

there’s nothing more painful than shipping a ship that could so easily be canon and isn’t but there’s like this slight glimmer of hope that it might one day be canon so you keep holding onto that hope but it only causes more pain

Yep.

(Fonte: mgthejerkbender)

theraggedyconsultingdetective:

alexvlahos:

I’m just going to stab myself in the face before next episode
I think stabbing myself in the face will be less painful than actually watching it. 

It doesn’t even matter what show you’re talking about anymore

i’m so good at hiding my feelings sometimes i actually believe that i don’t have any

(Fonte: rememberunity)

turntechgodisc:

420goku:

i like shipping because it’s easier to see two other people in a relationship than to be in one myself

this is by far the most honest and saddest thing ive ever read about shipping

(Fonte: oldakagi)

Derpy photo of your favorite celebrity

Normal person: What's wrong with their face?
You: OH GOD
You: OH SWEET MOTHER OF CHRIST
You: YOU ARE TOO FUCKING PRECIOUS
You: YOU SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE
You: OH GOD WHY DO I LOVE YOU

Me in school: *checks time*
Time: 8:00 am
Me in school: *checks time 2 hours later*
Time: 8:01 am
-
Me on tumblr: *checks time*
Time: 8:00 am
Me on tumblr: *checks time 3 seconds later*
Time: 11:59 pm October 23rd,3035

RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU FEEL PERSONALLY VICTIMIZED BY BRUNO HELLER

(Fonte: hotchners)

iamala:

starksmash:

instantremorse:

i hate it when you get your family or parent to watch one of your favorite movies and the entire time you’re glancing at them, waiting for some big reaction and they are completely unfazed/bored by it.

OR THEY TALK OVER IT

AND GO TO GET FOOD AND YOU’RE LIKE “SHOULD I PAUSE IT”

AND THEYRE JUST LIKE “Nah it’s okay.”

interwar:

do you ever just look at children of couples in films or television shows and go

no

you are genetically impossible

that is not a dominant allele

fuckyeahragetoons:

sleep